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Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around. ↗


— Kevin Hearne


#death #death

Repeat one word of what I just said and I'll cheerfully beat you to death, Mike. ↗


— Stephenie Meyer


#mike-newton #twilight-saga #violence #death

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. ↗


— Hans Christian Andersen


#death #enjoy-life #life #misattributed #time

A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on. Ideas have endurance without death. ↗


— John F. Kennedy


#ideas #inspirational #death

Dogs do not have many advantages over people, but one of them is extremely important: euthanasia is not forbidden by law in their case; animals have the right to a merciful death. ↗


— Milan Kundera


#animals #death #euthanasia #human-rights #death

Buffy Anne Summers 1981-2001 Beloved sister Devoted Friend She saved the world A lot ↗


— Joss Whedon


#death #epitaph #humour #death

Mad Eye' Moody on the Avada Kedavra curse: "Not nice," he said calmly. "Not pleasant. And there's no counter curse. There's no blocking it. Only one known person has ever survived it, and he's sitting right in front of me. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#curse #death #harry-potter #mad-eye-moody #survive

People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind them. ↗


— Tite Kubo


#humor #death

You think Bernadette Maguire killed him?” “Uh… no. She’s, like I said, she’s old.” “Old people can kill people too.” “I know, but…” “She could be a ninja.” “She’s not a ninja, for God’s sake. She’s somebody’s great grandmother.” “I want you to think carefully about this, Kenny. Have you ever seen her with a sword?” “What?” “How about throwing stars?” “This is ridiculous.” “Have you ever seen her dressed up as a ninja? That would have been my first clue.” The girl sucked in her cheeks so she wouldn't laugh out loud. ↗


— Derek Landy


#laugh #ninja #death

No one escapes from life alive. ↗


— Michael Crichton


#life #death






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