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If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. ↗

— Marilyn Monroe

#girls #love #love

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dog #dogs #funny #humor #love

Words build bridges into unexplored regions. ↗

— Adolf Hitler

#build #into #regions #unexplored #words

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. ↗

— Cato

#cessation #expenses #work

I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all over the floor.
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— Jarod Kintz

#ego #floor #funny #humor #need

One cannot plan for the unexpected. ↗

— Aaron Klug

#plan #unexpected

I'm sure I'm perceived in a more glam way. This is my breakout if you will. ↗

— Taylor Dane

#glam #i #more #perceived #sure

Most modern comedy is crap. ↗

— Adrian Edmondson

#crap #modern #most

Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God. ↗

— Benjamin Franklin

#god #obedience #rebellion #tyrants

أليست النفس تموتُ مَرَّهْ فخذْ عليها أن تموتَ حُــرَّهْ ↗

— أحمد شوقي

#death #freedom #life #death