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#elephant

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Everything that I love is behind those gates. We have elephants, and giraffes, and crocodiles, and every kind of tigers and lions. And - and we have bus loads of kids, who don't get to see those things. They come up sick children, and enjoy it.


Michael Jackson


#bus #children #come #crocodiles #elephants

But my mother loved The Elephant Man, and my father gave David Lynch a scholarship to study in Rome.


Isabella Rossellini


#david lynch #elephant #father #gave #loved

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?


Adam Rex


#funny #t-shirt #zoo #age

There'a a phrase, "the elephant in the living room", which purports to describe what it's like to live with a drug addict, an alcoholic, an abuser. People outside such relationships will sometimes ask, "How could you let such a business go on for so many years? Didn't you see the elephant in the living room?" And it's so hard for anyone living in a more normal situation to understand the answer that comes closest to the truth; "I'm sorry, but it was there when I moved in. I didn't know it was an elephant; I thought it was part of the furniture." There comes an aha-moment for some folks - the lucky ones - when they suddenly recognize the difference.


Stephen King


#alcohol #drugs #elephant-in-the-room #business

I suppose if there were a part of the world in which mastodon still lived, somebody would design a new gun, and men, in their eternal impudence, would hunt mastodon as they now hunt elephant. Impudence seems to be the word. At least David and Goliath were of the same species, but, to an elephant, a man can only be a midge with a deathly sting.


Beryl Markham


#hunting #death

I'm an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor.


Jesse Ball


#elephant #humor #personal-space #silly #humor

Elephant, beyond the fact that their size and conformation are aesthetically more suited to the treading of this earth than our angular informity, have an average intelligence comparable to our own. Of course they are less agile and physically less adaptable than ourselves -- nature having developed their bodies in one direction and their brains in another, while human beings, on the other hand, drew from Mr. Darwin's lottery of evolution both the winning ticket and the stub to match it. This, I suppose, is why we are so wonderful and can make movies and electric razors and wireless sets -- and guns with which to shoot the elephant, the hare, clay pigeons, and each other.


Beryl Markham


#guns #intelligence

He wears a mask, and his face grows to fit it.


George Orwell


#man #shooting-an-elephant #hypocrisy

The U.N. bureaucracy has grown to elephantine proportions. Now that the Cold War is over, we are asking that elephant to do gymnastics.


Madeleine Albright


#bureaucracy #cold #cold war #elephant #grown

Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant.


Ritchie Blackmore


#big #control #elephant #learning #like






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