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#elephant

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I loved her like elephants like remembering stuff. Those bastards just won’t let me forget and move on.



Jarod Kintz


#forget #forgetting #funny #humor #love

I'm an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor.


Jesse Ball


#elephant #humor #personal-space #silly #humor

Elephant, beyond the fact that their size and conformation are aesthetically more suited to the treading of this earth than our angular informity, have an average intelligence comparable to our own. Of course they are less agile and physically less adaptable than ourselves -- nature having developed their bodies in one direction and their brains in another, while human beings, on the other hand, drew from Mr. Darwin's lottery of evolution both the winning ticket and the stub to match it. This, I suppose, is why we are so wonderful and can make movies and electric razors and wireless sets -- and guns with which to shoot the elephant, the hare, clay pigeons, and each other.


Beryl Markham


#guns #intelligence

I am further back, surrounded on all sides by wailing men, their faces shiny with tears. Uncle Al promised three dollars and a bottle of Canadian whiskey to the man who puts on the best show. You've never seen such grief-- even the dogs were howling.


Sara Gruen


#gruen #water-for-elephants #men

An agile, well-trained, brave elephant, ridden by a good mahout, its trunk armed with the kind of sabre known as a qartal and covered with chain mail, while the rest of its body is protected by sheets of bark and iron, surrounded by 500 men to defend it and protect it to the rear, can fight against 6000 men on horseback.


Mas'udi


#elephants #war #men

We already live a very long time for mammals, getting three times as many heartbeats as a mouse or elephant. It never seems enough though, does it?


David Brin


#does #elephant #enough #getting #heartbeats

Patriarchy is like the elephant in the room that we don't talk about, but how could it not affect the planet radically when it's the superstructure of human society.


Ani DiFranco


#affect #could #elephant #how #human

Race in this country is still the elephant in the room that no one wants to discuss.


Lenny Kravitz


#discuss #elephant #race #room #still

Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No matter how friendly and even-tempered is the beast, if I can call it that, one is affected by every twitch and grunt.


Pierre Trudeau


#beast #call #elephant #every #friendly

I have a face like the behind of an elephant.


Charles Laughton


#elephant #face #i #like






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