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#elephant

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #elephant




All right. Let's give you something to tell your grandkids about. Or great-grandkids. Or great-great-grandkids." I snort with glee, delirious with excitement. Charlie winks and pours me another finger's worth of whiskey. Then, on second thought, he tips the bottle again. I reach out and grab its neck. "Better not," I say. "Don't want to get tipsy and break a hip.


Sara Gruen


#water-for-elephants #humor

This is my logo for Amy


Jarod Kintz


#amy-s-logo #art #clever-logo #clever-logos #design

Southampton's barrage balloons floated gleaming in the moonlight like the ghosts of elephants and hippos.


Elizabeth Wein


#ghosts #hippos #moonlight #simile #simile

As a kid, I couldn't sleep without this ratty stuffed elephant," she explains, not sure what made her think of it now. Maybe it's that she'll be soon seeing her dad again, or maybe it's just the plane keying up beneath her, prompting a childish wish for her old security blanket. [Oliver]"I'm not sure that counts" "Clearly you've never met Elephant" He laughs, "Did you come up with that name all by yourself?" "Damn right," she says


Jennifer E. Smith


#love

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?


Adam Rex


#funny #t-shirt #zoo #age

Elephant, beyond the fact that their size and conformation are aesthetically more suited to the treading of this earth than our angular informity, have an average intelligence comparable to our own. Of course they are less agile and physically less adaptable than ourselves -- nature having developed their bodies in one direction and their brains in another, while human beings, on the other hand, drew from Mr. Darwin's lottery of evolution both the winning ticket and the stub to match it. This, I suppose, is why we are so wonderful and can make movies and electric razors and wireless sets -- and guns with which to shoot the elephant, the hare, clay pigeons, and each other.


Beryl Markham


#guns #intelligence

He wears a mask, and his face grows to fit it.


George Orwell


#man #shooting-an-elephant #hypocrisy

One researcher just determined that African and Indian elephants make each other sick. When a new animal or plant is introduced to a habitat bad things happen. The biggest danger to native wildlife is foreign wildlife.


Robert T. Bakker


#animal #bad #biggest #danger #determined

Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant.


Ritchie Blackmore


#big #control #elephant #learning #like

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.


W. C. Fields


#i #like #look #own #want






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