#elephant

The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except in a picture book? ↗

— David Attenborough

#book #elephant #except #grandchildren #happy

I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me. ↗

— Noel Coward

#elephant #elephants #fact #i #in fact

I always think I look like the Elephant Man - I can't get used to my own image. ↗

— Brian Cox

#elephant #get #i #i always #image

I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #dada #funny #humor #hunt

It's really bizarre because no one knows this, but elephants have killed more animal trainers than any other animal. ↗

— Vin Diesel

#any #because #bizarre #elephants #killed

I couldn't have been more shocked if he pulled a pink elephant out of his ass! ↗

— Tamara Rose Blodgett

#elephant #humor #shock #death

I get an urge, like a pregnant elephant, to go away and give birth to a book. ↗

— Stephen Fry

#birth #book #elephant #get #give

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#got #how #i #into #know

Jackie had a keen eye for talent, and like an elephant never forgot. And, he was always right on the mark. ↗

— Audrey Meadows

#elephant #eye #forgot #had #jackie

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second. ↗

— Colin Mochrie

#back #baggy #documentary #elephant #just