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#elephant

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #elephant




While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.


Roger Zelazny


#bed #die #elephant #had #i

I have a memory like an elephant penis, and it shows. Especially when I wear tight pants. My mind bulges with thoughts of Agatha and I.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #memory #funny

All right. Let's give you something to tell your grandkids about. Or great-grandkids. Or great-great-grandkids." I snort with glee, delirious with excitement. Charlie winks and pours me another finger's worth of whiskey. Then, on second thought, he tips the bottle again. I reach out and grab its neck. "Better not," I say. "Don't want to get tipsy and break a hip.


Sara Gruen


#water-for-elephants #humor

This is my logo for Amy


Jarod Kintz


#amy-s-logo #art #clever-logo #clever-logos #design

To me, the word wisdom means ancient knowledge. It’s the kind of knowledge you not only see but feel when you look into the eyes of an elephant or stop for a moment to marvel at the deep wrinkles on its skin, both of which I believe contain the truths learned from each intentional step their feet and those of their ancestors have placed upon the earth.


Molly Friedenfeld


#earth #elephant #eyes #feet #inspiration

Elephants love reunions. They recognize one another after years and years of separation and greet each other with wild, boisterous joy. There's bellowing and trumpeting, ear flapping and rubbing. Trunks entwine.


Jennifer Richard Jacobson


#inspirational #reuinion #inspirational

Everything that I love is behind those gates. We have elephants, and giraffes, and crocodiles, and every kind of tigers and lions. And - and we have bus loads of kids, who don't get to see those things. They come up sick children, and enjoy it.


Michael Jackson


#bus #children #come #crocodiles #elephants

I loved her like elephants like remembering stuff. Those bastards just won’t let me forget and move on.



Jarod Kintz


#forget #forgetting #funny #humor #love

Never, oh! never, nothing will die; The stream flows, The wind blows, The cloud fleets, The heart beats, Nothing will die.


Alfred Tennyson


#elephant-man #infinity #inspirational #life #nature

I suppose if there were a part of the world in which mastodon still lived, somebody would design a new gun, and men, in their eternal impudence, would hunt mastodon as they now hunt elephant. Impudence seems to be the word. At least David and Goliath were of the same species, but, to an elephant, a man can only be a midge with a deathly sting.


Beryl Markham


#hunting #death






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