#epithet

Sweet weeping baby Jesus he has a six-pack to beat all six-packs! ↗

— P.C. Cast

#male-beauty #melia #sex-appeal #warrior-rising #beauty

So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —” “Don’t talk to your mother like that. ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#harry-potter #humor #ron-weasley #death

ohmygoodNESS! ↗

— P.C. Cast

#humor #vampires #humor

Fuck a zombie! ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#epithet #swearing #family

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells. ↗

— Jim Butcher

#harry-dresden #humor #humor

Mousedung! ↗

— Erin Hunter

#insults #put-downs #insult

Alec muttered a retort into his coffee. It rhymed with something that sounded a lot more like "ducking glass mole. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#coffee

Lucifer's bouncing balls, Kitten, not again! ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#expletives #night

In a calm, clear voice, she suggested that the wyrsa in question could do several highly improbable, athletically difficult and possibly biologically impractical things involving its own mother, a few household implements, and a dead fish. ↗

— Mercedes Lackey

#fantasy #malediction #biology

Children, I grant, should be innocent; but when the epithet is applied to men, or women, it is but a civil term for weakness. ↗

— Mary Wollstonecraft

#children #civil #epithet #grant #i