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It wasn't a sign of weakness to tell what happened to me. I feel guilt no longer, only regret. The other emotions are coming around too. How much further do I need to go? I'm not sure, but there is comfort in the fact that I am in the hands of expert guides, both in the doctor's office and at home with Sue. ↗


— Charles L. Bailey Jr.


#guilt #healing #journey #onion #painful

Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?" "I didn't even think you liked me all that much," said Simon. "Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I thought it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house a night and throw up in his mailbox." "I'm pretty sure that's not it ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #humor #jace-lightwood #simon-lewis #humor

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common. ↗


— Dorothy Parker


#heterosexuality #homosexuality #humor #wit #humor

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different. ↗


— Oscar Wilde


#seriousness #humor

Harry — I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!” And she sprinted away, up the stairs. “What does she understand?” said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from. “Loads more than I do,” said Ron, shaking his head. “But why’s she got to go to the library?” “Because that’s what Hermione does,” said Ron, shrugging. “When in doubt, go to the library. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#humor #library #humor

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles ↗


— Rowena Cherry


#humor #knight-s-fork #romance #rowena-cherry #humor

My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York. Am I a troubled kid? Yeah. You could say that. ↗


— Rick Riordan


#humor #introduction #percy-jackson #school #trouble

(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964) "How do you find America?" "Turn left at Greenland. ↗


— Ringo Starr


#beatles #geography #greenland #humor #media

If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere. ↗


— Groucho Marx


#superstition #humor

Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#fred-astaire #humor #laughter #soul #sound






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