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I'm good at blowjob.


Lauren Baker


#erotic #finding-home #funny-humor #sex #funny

Not to alarm you or anything, but I think you just made a deal with a Mexican gang." I've read Simone Elkeles books. I know how this whole garage as a front thing works. Fate Succumbs


Tammy Blackwell


#funny-quotes #funny

Which is your bad shoulder?" His brows knit together. "The left," he said carefully. She slugged him in the right. He staggered. Steadied himself. Grinned. "Is that like some weird Wyoming mating ritual thing I should know about?" "Damn you," she cried, flying into his arms. Finally. "Damn you, damn you, damn you!" He wrapped his arms around her, held her tight. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was such a coward.


Cindy Gerard


#cindy-gerard #funny #happy-ending #humor #love

A loyal American wife should never be without a gun in her purse, just in case her husband turns traitor.


Bauvard


#humor #loyalty #marriage #treachery #funny

A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.


Nicole McKay


#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny #humor

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.


Nicole McKay


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #flowers

Renaldo once made a sex tape, and even fully erect, he still had to shoot it four times just to get some "footage.


Jarod Kintz


#fiction #funny #humor #movies #sex

Blankets have been used by companies for years for enterprise risk management because it is much easier to cover up problems than it is to identify and fix them.


Amy Summers


#brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #business #enterprise-risk-management

It’s true—there are only, like, two songs about rainbows, including that one. He should be asking why there are so few songs about rainbows.


Cheryl Cory


#funny #humor #kermit #muppets #music

Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!


Regina Griffin


#funny-but-true #funny-quotes #humerous #humor #funny






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