#ever

I've never seen bad drawing destroy a good idea. On the other hand, I've never seen a good drawing save a bad idea. ↗

— Paul Conrad

#bad idea #destroy #drawing #good #good idea

Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head? ↗

— Billy Connolly

#drink #empty #head #mother #never

When push comes to shove, I’m going to figure out that this door needs to be pulled to be opened. 
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— Jarod Kintz

#door #figure #figure-out #funny #humor

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. ↗

— Jimmy Connors

#fun #had #i #longer #match

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#every #irony #regards #simple #simple truth

Kindness eases everything almost as much as money does. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#does #eases #everything #kindness #money

My mind is led astray by every faint rustle. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#every #faint #led #mind #rustle

Never ask a bore a question. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#bore #never #question

Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#first #like #monogamy #never #over

Travelers never think that they are the foreigners. ↗

— Mason Cooley

#foreigners #never #think #travelers