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I didn't know that, you take your coffee seriously, dont you?' 'Every morning, I run to the coffeemaker like a soldier returning to a lost love after the war.


Lisa Kleypas


#love

Francesca took a navy blue sheath from a hanger and held it up. "This is darling, Gabriel. Don't you love it? You're right, I think we need to concentrate on much more feminine articles of clothing." He reached around her and fingered the soft material. "Where is the rest of it?" He was very serious, his dark eyes searching her face for signs she was teasing.


Christine Feehan


#christine-feehan #funny #funny

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.


Gary Larson


#funny #humor #inspirational #funny

There's something wrong inside of me," she said. "I don't know at it is. It feels big and heavy and sometimes it makes it hard to breathe." She lifted her hands eyes. "And tears keep leaking out of my eyes. Is this what sadness feels like?" "That's what it feels like for me." I replied. "It's funny. I've heard about it in a lot of the stories I've collected, but I never knew it felt like this before." She sighed "it's so heavy......" "I know." I replied "I know.


Charles de Lint


#sadness-feeling-ache #funny

Hate is such a beautiful feeling and so undermined at that. Every drop of hate is as much deep a red, as a drop of fierce love. Why would you shirk this feeling away. Why would you not open your heart to the scars and feel every stab and jolt of pain? Why would you not hold your won quivering pieces and touch them to your lips? Why would you not hate with as much effort as you would give to love? Why would you keep your own hate, your own pure feelings away from you! Nothing comes out of hate? Does. It is a glittering word, REDEMPTION.


Geeta Masurekar- from 'Here is how it happened'urekar


#feelings #hate #heart #love #pure

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.


P.G. Wodehouse


#humor #lack-of-feeling #love #lovelessness #marriage

His lips ever so gently touched mine, and suddenly I felt everything stirring inside me grow wings, let loose, and fly.


Heather Anastasiu


#falling-in-love #feeling-infinite #in-love #kiss #kissing

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.


Daniel Handler


#cookies #humor #humor

Caroline was always moody and miserable, but I liked it. I liked feeling as if she had chosen me as the only person in the world not to hate, and so we spent all this time together just ragging on everyone, you know?


John Green


#hate #john-green #the-fault-in-our-stars #the-fault-in-our-stars

Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!


Terry Pratchett


#coffee #humor #humor






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