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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.


Brendan Behan


#forks #go #irish #out #raining

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.


Mitch Hedberg


#i #lift #literal #me #once

sometimes there is too much irony all piled up in the barn, and you have to / pitchfork another steaming pile of irony on top of it all, and you have to / pitchfork another, and another, and another / when the world is shit-streaked with irony that is when beauty will emerge / love is irony / purists sure hate farce / but pushing against things is the only possible way to live


Mark Leidner


#pitchforks #sincerity #beauty

They urged me to take up winter quarters at the forks of the Platt, stating that if I attempted to advance further until spring, I would endanger the lives of my whole party.


William Henry Ashley


#attempted #endanger #forks #further #i

Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice.


Clare B. Dunkle


#forks #humor #food

There is a lot of talk now about metal detectors and gun control. Both are good things. But they are no more a solution than forks and spoons are a solution to world hunger.


Anna Quindlen


#both #control #detectors #forks #good






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