#funny

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. ↗

— Joe Rogan

#annoying #any #comics #constantly #funny

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. ↗

— Will Rogers

#am #any #democrat #i #i am

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. ↗

— Will Rogers

#be thankful #getting #government #paying #thankful

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. ↗

— Will Rogers

#day #expected #get #i #never

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. ↗

— Will Rogers

#everything #funny #happening #long #somebody

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. ↗

— Will Rogers

#funny #funny things #half #i #life

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy. ↗

— George A. Romero

#catholic #classmates #funny #funny guy #guy

Carnal love: a practical man’s love. A love you can see, touch, and taste if you’re kinky. If you can’t hear it, you’re probably better suited to its more abstract form. ↗

— Bauvard

#love #practicality #sensuality #funny

I am my own love story. And I want to tell my love story, from the inside. Just add water and stir. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#love #funny

Girls, on the other hand, have always come easy. I don't know why that is, exactly. Maybe it's the outsider vibe and a well-placed brooding look. Maybe it's something I think I see sometimes in the mirror, something that reminds me of my father. Or maybe I'm just damn easy on the eyes. ↗

— Kendare Blake

#anna-dressed-in-blood #attraction #cas #cassio #funny