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And random bits of happiness, like Finnick and Annie's newborn boy.


Suzanne Collins


#love #love

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.


George W. Bush


#dumb #fish #gaffe #george-bush #human

I hated that the soldier doll had my name. I mean, please. I didn't play with him much. He was another Christmas present from my clueless grandparents. One time when they were visiting, my grandpa asked me if G.I. Joe had been in any wars lately. I said, "No, but he and Ken got married last week." Every Christmas since then, my grandparents have sent me a check.


James Howe


#homosexuality #humor #humor

Look, Sage. I don't know much about chemistry or computer hacking or photosynthery, but this is something I've got a lot of experience with." I think he mean photosynthesis, but I didn't correct him. "Use my knowledge. Don't let it go to waste.


Richelle Mead


#humor #smart #sydney-sage #experience

Intelligence is not found when you have a plan, rather it's measured when you have no clue what you're doing.


Charlie 'Gale'


#intelligence #humor

You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last present you gave me was a stick.” “You wanted a weapon.” “It was a stick.” “It had a bow on it.” “It was a stick.” “I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.


Derek Landy


#presents #skulduggery-pleasant #stick #valkyrie-cain #weapon

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!


Eddie Izzard


#language #humor

Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don't have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. And sometimes on the way, the train is delayed and you get impatient, so you have to kill someone on the subway. That's why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car.


George Carlin


#humor #killing #los-angeles #new-york-city #subways

Man wants three things; life, knowledge, and love.


Fulton J. Sheen


#life #love #wants #life

Genius or jock, it didn't seem to matter. Boys were born with a gene that kept girls, no matter how smart they might be, from understanding them.


Charity Tahmaseb


#geek #love #love






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