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A brick could be used as a way to motivate yourself to succeed. I’m proof that it works. It’s how I managed to get second to last in my last race. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to help you keep your job. Just hold it down, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

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A blanket could be used to create another way. There is no other way but to make another way. We simply must!
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then I guess you wouldn’t like to pour you a glass of wine. It’s a shame, because I made it myself. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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I’m the kind of guy who turns my fan on in winter, only to then go and add another blanket on top of my bed. I practice inefficiency even while I sleep, so I’ll be prepared to one day be a politician. 
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— Jarod Kintz

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A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

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I want to be more than a rose in my husband's lapel. ↗

— Margaret Trudeau

#marriage #women #life

To the potluck I brought something I randomly found in my fridge. It was the source of the stink.
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— Jarod Kintz

#fridge #funny-humor #potluck #random #stink

As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet. He had to chuckle. The Holy Throne. ↗

— Dan Brown

#dan-brown #funny #humor #robert-langdon #toilet

Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it. ↗

— Jimmy Fallon

#humor #mittens #the-finger #funny