#ge

Never floss with a stranger. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#floss #never #stranger

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' ↗

— Joan Rivers

#hell #her #house #i #mother-in-law

I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#die #donate #had #i #much

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#boy #boy george #dress #england #george

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#comes #i #i see #maybe #need

I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show. ↗

— Joan Rivers

#every #i #lived #show #stage

Jack and I usually get together and sit around in the afternoons and start throwing ideas around. ↗

— Johnny Rivers

#get #get together #i #ideas #jack

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor. ↗

— Mickey Rivers

#check #chill #factor #field #finger

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can. ↗

— Will Rogers

#get #good #here #laughs #spell

I'll take anyway to get into the Hall of Fame. If they want a batboy, I'll go in as a batboy. ↗

— Phil Rizzuto

#fame #get #go #hall #i