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#girl

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It's a girl thing, trying to change ourselves as if we can change our lives too.


Cherise Sinclair


#change #cherise-sinclair #change

You need your beauty sleep for tomorrow" she tells us "don't stay up too late talking" We ignore her of course.The whole point of a sleepover is to stay up too late talking.


Heather Vogel Frederick


#humor #sleepover #beauty

I’m not my name. My name is something I wear, like a shirt. It gets worn. I outgrow it, I change it.


Jerry Spinelli


#stargirl #change

I sit on my duff, smoke cigarettes and watch TV. I'm not exactly a poster girl for healthy living.


Lexa Doig


#cigarettes #duff #exactly #girl #healthy

There are three ways you can get along with a girl: one, shut up and listen to what she has to say; two, tell her you like what she's wearing; and three, treat her to really good food...If you do all that and still don't get the results you want, better give up.


Haruki Murakami


#girls #dating

She was around ten minutes late, as a matter of fact. I didn't give a damn, though. All that crap they have in cartoons in the Saturday Evening Post and all, showing guys on street corners looking sore as hell because their dates are late - that's bunk. If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody.


J.D. Salinger


#lateness #dating

He was the kind of boy any young girl should date while she's still able to recover.


Chuck Palahniuk


#girl #rant #dating

It's all eggs and milk in here, and those have expiration dates, so.


Terra Elan McVoy


#women #dating

Glitch was about as wild and unpredictable as a carrot stick.


Darynda Jones


#glitch #death

Trust me," Cameron cut in, "there ain't a thing wrong with those two unless you count the unusual and exquisite length of their legs. Brooklyn turned a tight-lipped smile on him. "Thanks so much for that penis-driven observation.


Darynda Jones


#cameron #death-and-girl-next-door #death






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