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I love how babies look like old people. I saw a baby the other day that looked exactly like my grandpa, only taller.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #grandpa #old-people #funny

I'm a widower with three sons and seven grandchildren. One of my sons is my partner on the ranch.


Wilford Brimley


#i #partner #ranch #seven #sons

When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing. And so, laughing and crying, we said good-bye to my grandmother. And when we said goodbye to one grandmother, we said good-bye to all of them. Each funeral was a funeral for all of us. We lived and died together. All of us laughed when they lowered my grandmother into the ground. And all of us laughed when they covered her with dirt. And all of us laughed as we walked and drove and rode our way back to our lonely, lonely houses.


Sherman Alexie


#grandmothers #death

My grandmother was a teacher, my sister was a teacher, my daughter was a teacher and is now a superintendent in northern California, and my son-in-law is a high school principal. I am surrounded.


Loni Anderson


#california #daughter #grandmother #high #high school

In the sky there are always answers and explanations for everything: every pain, every suffering, joy and confusion.


Ishmael Beah


#gone #grandmother #inspiration #ishmael #long

Lies don't fix things. They don't even make things easier, at least not in the long run. Best to tell the truth then clean up an honest mess" P.C. Cast ( Grandma Redbird)... So wish People would understand this !!


P.C. Cast


#honestly #inspirational #inspirational

Balthar and the Devil's Stone


Walter SJ Tegelaar


#grandeur #inspirational #inspirational

Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in the army." I heard about them Rangers on TV," Grandma said. "I heard they get dogs pregnant." My father's mouth dropped open and a piece of ham fell out. My mother froze, her fork poised in midair. That's sort of a joke," I told Grandma. "Rangers don't get dogs pregnant in real life." I looked at Ranger for corroboration and got another smile.


Janet Evanovich


#humor #ranger #sobriquet #humor

Saying you're through with romance is like saying you're done with living, Betty. Life is better with a little romance, you know.


Gabrielle Zevin


#boyfriends #granddaughters #grandmothers #life #romance

Grandma Redbird: Honey, you have to move past this. Zoey: How Grandma? Grandma Redbird: By living the life she'd be proud of you for living.


Kristin Cast


#zoey #zoey-redbird #life






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