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#grandpa

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Grandparents who want to be truly helpful will do well to keep their mouths shut and their opinions to themselves until these are requested.


T. Berry Brazelton


#helpful #keep #mouths #opinions #requested

I write to tell my grandchildren where they come from, and what their grandparents were up to, and I hope they will in their own way continue. I invite anyone else to listen in.


Arthur Hertzberg


#come #continue #else #grandchildren #grandparents

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.


Dave Barry


#baby #babysitter #children #family #grandfather

Grandpa always used to make me ride in the bed of his pickup truck, so he could keep up his conversations with the 100-pound sack of manure he kept buckled up in the passenger seat. Grandpa said all they ever talked about was grass, but I know Grandpa used to do a little flirting, too.


Jarod Kintz


#flirting #funny #grandpa #manure #truck

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, running around, not married, staying out all night. Ashamed!" "Ashamed!" my grandmother echoed. Good to know they still agreed on things after forty-three years of marriage.


Jeaniene Frost


#grandparents #marriage

The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland. The fool will try to plant them in the same flowerbox. The florist will sigh and add a wall divider and proper soil to both sides. The grandparent will move the flowerbox halfway out of the sun. The child will turn it around properly so that the fern is in the shade, and not the cactus. The moral of the story? Kids are smart.


Vera Nazarian


#cactus #child #children #clever #desert

But that little ‘ol gal in there cooking away stole my heart when I was about your age, and the little thief never gave it back.


Amanda Stone


#grandpa #love #age

My parents moved to Los Angeles when I was really young, but I spent every summer with my grandparents, and I'd stay with my grandfather on the farm in Longview. He was retired from the railroad, and he had a small farm with some cows and some pigs. I remember part of my youth was feeding hogs and plowing fields and stuff, so that's a part of me.


Forest Whitaker


#cows #every #farm #feeding #fields

As children, many of us were taught never to talk to strangers. As parents and grandparents, our message must change with technology to include strangers on the Internet.


Judy Biggert


#children #grandparents #include #internet #many

At certain historic moments, grandparents took on childrearing responsibilities. In many cultures, they still do. Chinese grandparents who are able to retire at 55 are seen all over Beijing bouncing grandbabies. In the United States, we can't afford to retire at 55.


Erica Jong


#afford #beijing #bouncing #certain #chinese






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