#h

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. ↗

— Steve Martin

#answered #enough #haven #know #life

Evolution and creationism both require faith. It's just a matter of where you choose to place that faith. ↗

— Benjamin Carson

#choose #evolution #faith #just #matter

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. ↗

— Steve Martin

#leads #man #pretty #sex #soon

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! ↗

— Steve Martin

#boy #different #everything #french #those

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. ↗

— Steve Martin

#hate #head #her #i #like

What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. ↗

— Steve Martin

#comedy #laugh #making #people #puke

An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. ↗

— Steve Martin

#apology #bah #beneath #cowardly #dignity

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. ↗

— Steve Martin

#funny #midst #order

I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don't laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that's not real laughter. ↗

— Steve Martin

#automatic #automatically #bothered #comedians #day

True greatness, true leadership, is achieved not by reducing men to one's service but in giving oneself in selfless service to them. ↗

— J. Oswald Sanders

#leadership