#h

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable. ↗

— Tom DeLonge

#become #boring #cliche #disgusting #feel

My life revolves around my child's routine. ↗

— Shania Twain

#child #life #my life #revolves #routine

I can do the old hand vibrato just fine, but I like attacking the strings. ↗

— Ritchie Blackmore

#fine #hand #i #i can #just

I don't put myself on Jeff Beck's level, but I can relate to him when he says he'd rather be working on his car collection than playing the guitar. ↗

— Ritchie Blackmore

#car #collection #guitar #him #his

I don't see myself as such an important guitarist. ↗

— Ritchie Blackmore

#i #important #myself #see #such

I've realized that I love all forms of music and get excited when any artist goes crazy and creates something that is an experience. ↗

— Tom DeLonge

#artist #crazy #creates #excited #experience

Every couple of seconds out here they're honoring somebody. You've got to get dressed, go in and sit down. Invariably somebody makes a speech. ↗

— Dom DeLuise

#down #dressed #every #get #go

I have a cooking show that's coming on that I did in Albany. It will be on The Cooking Channel. ↗

— Dom DeLuise

#channel #coming #cooking #cooking show #did

I think I was immediately fed, so food became a very important part of my life. ↗

— Dom DeLuise

#fed #food #i #i think #immediately

I've had some wonderful times at the White House. I've been with Ford, Carter, Reagan, Clinton and Bush. ↗

— Dom DeLuise

#bush #carter #clinton #ford #had