#han

My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#arnold schwarzenegger #austrian #authority #criticised #denounced

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#being #chances #elvis #finding #good

But if people want to swim in the Thames, if they want to take their lives into their own hands, then they should be able to do so with all the freedom and exhilaration of our woad-painted ancestors. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#ancestors #exhilaration #freedom #hands #into

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#being #chance #elvis #finding #frisbee

I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist. ↗

— Boris Johnson

#been #believe #female #i #i do

I can do whatever I want - I'm rich, I'm famous, and I'm bigger than you. ↗

— Don Johnson

#bigger #i #i can #rich #than

My sons are a hell of a lot easier to get through to than my daughter is. She seems to have my number. She can just run through the buttons. ↗

— Don Johnson

#daughter #easier #get #hell #just

Football changed my life and it gave me a platform to get out my aggression and it gave me a sense of value. ↗

— Dwayne Johnson

#changed #football #gave #get #life

My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration. ↗

— Gary Johnson

#created #current #current administration #dogs #jobs

During the election, I had three male opponents and we went into a runoff. The front runner for the men was a native of Dallas who had run at large before, but I had a higher profile than him from my community service. ↗

— Eddie Bernice Johnson

#community #community service #dallas #during #election