#hi

God never ends anything on a negative; God always ends on a positive. ↗

— Edwin Louis Cole

#always #anything #ends #god #negative

I think most organizations have an interest in key recovery, at least with respect to stored data. ↗

— Dorothy Denning

#i #i think #interest #key #least

I don't think Christmas is necessarily about things. It's about being good to one another, it's about the Christian ethic, it's about kindness. ↗

— Carrie Fisher

#about #another #being #christian #christian ethic

Anything you can do in excess for the wrong reasons is exciting to me. ↗

— Carrie Fisher

#excess #exciting #me #reasons #wrong

Everything is negotiable. Whether or not the negotiation is easy is another thing. ↗

— Carrie Fisher

#easy #everything #negotiable #negotiation #thing

I had a dream about you. Are you surprised? You shouldn’t be. After all, it’s only fair I finally have a dream about you when you’ve been dreaming about me all these years. Oh please, don’t deny it. You couldn’t want my body more if I were a mannequin and you were a tailor making custom suits.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. Just as in real life, I was a man, and you were a mannequin. Well, in my dream you were a mannequin, but in real life you’re much less charismatic and talkative.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You took control of my body and forced me to have sex with you. Then you called the cops, and the police said I raped you—but I was the one who was raped. If I had known you were that kind of person, I’d have never voted you into political office in the first place.
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— Jarod Kintz

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

The Ten Commandments have never been replaced as the moral basis upon which society rests. ↗

— Edwin Louis Cole

#been #commandments #moral #never #replaced

To him who knows to prosper and does it not, to him it is sin. ↗

— Edwin Louis Cole

#him #knows #prosper #sin #who