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Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face. ↗


— Ronald Reagan


#bible #covers #face #men #problems

The history of men's opposition to women's emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself. ↗


— Virginia Woolf


#history #interesting #itself #men #more

A meaningful relationship between two people cannot sustain itself only in the present tense. ↗


— Joshua Foer


#memory #memory-loss #art

You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!” I chucked the empty moonshine jug at him. Or tried to. It missed him by a dozen feet. He picked it up in astonishment. “You drank the whole bloody thing? You were only supposed to have a few sips!” “Did you say that? Did you?” He reached me just as I felt the ground tip. “Didn’t say anything. I’ve got those names, so that’s all that matters, but you men…you’re all alike. Alive, dead, undead—all perverts! I had a drunken pervert in my pants! Do you know how unsanitary that is?” Bones held me upright. I would have protested, but I couldn’t remember how to. “What are you saying?” “Winston poltergeisted my panties, that’s what!” I announced with a loud hiccup. “Why, you scurvy, lecherous spook!” Bones yelled in the direction of the cemetery. “If my pipes still worked, I’d go right back there and piss on your grave! ↗


— Jeaniene Frost


#hilarious #humor #humor

I'm tired of waiting by the phone, and second-guessing what a guy says and trusting someone not to hurt me. Again. I've been storming the relationship castle for fifteen years, and I still don't have my prince. I've got a bunch of battle scars from the field and I want to go home and nurse my wounds. I don't want to fight anymore. ↗


— Kim Gruenenfelder


#men #relationships #love

The two men stared at each other. Assumptions were made, judgments rendered, dicks measured. ↗


— Jennifer Estep


#men

Compassion is not complete if it does not include oneself. ↗


— Allan Lokos


#compassion #eastern-philosophy #mindfulness #art

Please-tame me!' he said. 'I want to, very much,' the little prince replied. 'But I have not much time. I have friends to discover, and a great many things to understand.' 'One only understands the things that one tames,' said the fox. 'Men have no more time to understand anything. They buy things all ready made at the shops. But there is no shop anywhere where one can buy friendship, and so men have no friends any more. If you want a friend, tame me.' 'What must I do, to tame you?' asked the little prince. 'You must be very patient,' replied the fox. 'First you will sit down at a little distance from me-like that-in the grass. I shall look at you out of the corner of my eye, and you will say nothing. Words are the source of misunderstandings. But you will sit a little closer to me, every day... ↗


— Antoine de Saint-Exupéry


#friendship

A combination of fine tea, enchanting objects and soothing surroundings exerts a therapeutic effect by washing away the corrosive strains and stress of modern life. [... It] induces a modd that is spiritually refreshing [and produces] a genial state of mind. ↗


— John Blofeld


#soothing #stress #tea #therapy #art

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. ↗


— Jay Leno


#christmas #corruption #nativity #politics #religion






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