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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.


Mitch Hedberg


#cord #go #hear #hold #i

Honest to God, all my life I have had such a fear of spiders. In fact, I use to have a reoccurring dream about one. Very clearly, it was black with a red head. It would sit up in the corner of the bedroom and when it started getting closer, I would wake up in a panic.


Tippi Hedren


#bedroom #black #clearly #closer #corner

If people could be as honest as animals, what a different world it would be.


Tippi Hedren


#different #different world #honest #people #world

There are some things that, if you say them out loud, will hurt the other person's feelings. I tend to say them anyway. It's better to be honest.


Katherine Heigl


#better #feelings #honest #hurt #i

I decided I was sick of trying to figure out what everybody else wanted, and I should just decide what I want, and be honest, and not spend all my time guessing.


Katherine Heigl


#decided #else #everybody #everybody else #figure

It's easy to be taken advantage of if you're not honest.


Katherine Heigl


#easy #honest #taken #you

I don't take myself terribly seriously. It's why I can be incredibly honest about my life.


Mariel Hemingway


#honest #i #i can #incredibly #life

It just seemed so odd as people had never commented on my body before. Every woman obsesses over her figure, but I was happy, I felt sexy - I never thought about it. I know this sounds naive, but I honestly never expected this kind of attention.


Christina Hendricks


#attention #before #body #commented #every

If I'm honest I have to tell you I still read fairy-tales and I like them best of all.


Audrey Hepburn


#honest #i #like #read #still

Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out of him, but with that other guy I can't keep what I've got.


Lewis B. Hershey


#crooked #fellow #first #get #got






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