#hr

Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. ↗

— Barry Goldwater

#fast #him #hubert #humphrey #like

I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would be today if some of those reporters had been Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. ↗

— Barry Goldwater

#christianity #had #i #john #luke

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. ↗

— Barry Goldwater

#cream #darn #days #good #like

I read part of it all the way through. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#part #read #through #way

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it. ↗

— Lefty Gomez

#throw #you

If you have three people in your life that you can trust, you can consider yourself the luckiest person in the whole world. ↗

— Selena Gomez

#life #luckiest #people #person #three

We don't thrive on military acts. We do them because we have to, and thank God we are efficient. ↗

— Golda Meir

#because #efficient #god #military #thank

Perhaps my favourite story is 'Le Passe-Muraille' by Marcel Ayme. It's about a guy who wakes up with a weird faculty that means he can walk through walls. He's a very shy clerk, and he uses it to get revenge, or vent his frustration. ↗

— Michel Gondry

#clerk #faculty #favourite #frustration #get

Since I speak and write about this a good deal, I am often asked at public meetings, in what sometimes seems to me a rather prurient way, whether I myself or my family have 'ever been threatened' by jihadists. My answer is that yes, I have, and so has everyone else in the audience, if they have paid enough attention to the relevant bin-Ladenist broadcasts to notice the fact. ↗

— Christopher Hitchens

#islamism #jihadism #osama-bin-laden #personal-questions #terrorism

When you're thrust into litigation, you obviously have to make sure you're prepared to deal with that. ↗

— Roger Goodell

#into #litigation #make #obviously #prepared