#hum

I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally. ↗

— Nicole McKay

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I had a dream about you. You were naked, and you had the body of a mannequin, with the face of a politician. And as I gazed at you, I couldn’t tell which of the two was more phony—the real fake of your body, or the fake real of your face.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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I had a dream about you. You glued a fake beard on a mannequin and had it running a monetary printing press nonstop, and you planned on creating dollar bills forever, or until you devalued it to the point where savings were destroyed, lives devastated, and you continued laughing all the way to the bank, which you owned.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

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I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch. ↗

— Amy Summers

#dreams #funny #humor #life #relationships

I bet when you hold hands with a girl that cool you wonder if it's possible you're going to levitate like that one of them monks I saw on a TV commercial once, which don't you wish that was real? - Mack ↗

— Paul Griffin

#mack #slight-humor #dreams

For too long a time--for half a century, in fact--psychiatry tried to interpret the human mind merely as a mechanism, and consequently the therapy of mental disease merely in terms of technique. I believe this dream has been dreamt out. What now begins to loom on the horizon is not psychologized medicine but rather those of human psychiatry. ↗

— Viktor E. Frankl

#merely-a-mechanism #psychiatry #dreams

When you argue with someone, you always argue at the level of the person with the lowest level of intelligence. You never argue up. ↗

— Spuds Crawford

#humorous #intelligence

Reading good literature is an experience of pleasure...but it is also an experience of learning what and how we are, in our human integrity and our human imperfection, with our actions, our dreams, and our ghosts, alone and in relationships that link us to others, in our public image and in the secret recesses of our consciousness. ↗

— Tim Gillespie

#literature #reading #dreams