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How do you kill something that's already dead? Nobody knows enough about them. Ask Jason. He'll have an opinion. Wait a moment. Rachel could see Corinne talking to Jason, but they were too far ahead to hear. He says you chop them up into little pieces. But what if that infects you with the disease? Jason leaned closer to answer Corinne quietly. She laughed. You let Nollin do it. ↗


— Brandon Mull


#brandon #humor #mull #rebellion #seeds

Stalking the Angel [Joe]"I could off anybody in this place five times over." [Elvis]"Could you off someone and get away with you here?" [Joe]Head shake. "I'm too good even for me. ↗


— Robert Crais


#humor

It was now twenty minutes past four in the morning, allowing for the fact that the clock in the library of his town house was four minutes slow, as it had been for as far back as he could remember. He eyed it with a frown of concentration. Now that he came to think about it, he must have it set right one of these days.Why should a clock be forced to go throught its entire existence four minutes behind the rest of the world? It was not logical.The trouble was though, that if the clock were suddenly right, he would be forever confused and arriving four minutes early -- or did he mena late? -- for meals and various other appointments. That would agitate his servants and cause consternation in the kitchen. It was probably better to leave the clock as it was. ↗


— Mary Balogh


#mary-balogh #romance #humor

Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating. ↗


— Regina Griffin


#funny-as-hell #funny-quotes #humor #food

Ah college years, those were the days. Pure freedom ... leaving home for the first time…the parties…” "What about the tutorials, the lectures, the large building with all the books called the ‘library’?” “Is that what those were?” Gerry blithely replied. ↗


— E.A. Bucchianeri


#college #colleges #funny #humor #humour

A blanket, coupled with an impressive erection, could serve as a suitable replacement for a lost tent at next year’s “Bring your son to work night” at NAMBLA’s manufacturing plant. What does NAMBLA make? NAMBLA makes me sick.
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket #funny #humor #random #strange

Cake is for the weak,” Mom always says. Funny, I thought it was for birthdays. ↗


— Danielle Joseph


#humor #funny

Who's stupid now, Jimbo?! ↗


— April Henry


#character-quote #funny-as-hell #gun-point #humor #funny

What sort of look are you going for?” Damn, how did he answer this? “Something…normal,” he finally said. ↗


— Toni Blake


#funny #humour #romance #funny

Merry has just found her bio dad Sly and is meeting him for the first time (as her dad) and her beau Jason is confused: Jason scratched the back of his neck. "Does someone want to tell me what's going on here?" Sly lowered his voice and breathed heavily a couple of times. "Luke, I am her father." "Funny." "No, really," Merry said, wide-eyed. "It might be true. ↗


— Ashlyn Chase


#star-wars #funny






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