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#hum

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Humility is throwing oneself away in complete concentration on something or someone else. ↗


— Madeleine L'Engle


#humility

Humility is nothing but truth, and pride is nothing but lying. ↗


— St. Vincent de Paul


#lies #pride #truth #humility

One cannot be humble and aware of oneself at the same time. ↗


— Madeleine L'Engle


#humility

There are so many impatient people in the world. It seems everyone wants something right this second. We don't want to wait in lines, we get fidgety when our food takes too long to cook, and we have no tolerance whatsoever for anyone who holds us up from doing anything we want to do the moment we want to do it. I'm bothered right now that I'm having to wait till the end of this sentence to see what word I end up on. On, who knew? It's particularly hard to wait for things that are days or weeks or even months away. Calendars mock you, clocks pester you, and the rotation of the earth seems to slow by at least forty percent. I suppose, however, that if you were preparing to take over the world and you needed one final piece to fall into place, but that piece had to be slowly dragged over the dirt so it didn't die, that would be really hard to wait for. I'd feel sorry for whoever that happened to, but then again they were trying to take over the world and all. So please, no sympathy for Azure. ↗


— Obert Skye


#impatient #leven-thumps #food

I said, "I'll take the T-bone steak." A soft voice mooed, "Oh wow." And I looked up and realized The waitress was a cow. I cried, "Mistake--forget the the steak. I'll take the chicken then." I heard a cluck--'twas just my luck The busboy was a hen. I said, "Okay no, fowl today. I'll have the seafood dish." Then I saw through the kitchen door The cook--he was a fish. I screamed, "Is there anyone workin' here Who's an onion or a beet? No? Your're sure? Okay then friends, A salad's what I'll eat." They looked at me. "Oh,no," they said, "The owner is a cabbage head. ↗


— Shel Silverstein


#cooking

Someday is not a day of the week. ↗


— Janet Dailey


#procrastination #humor

A fear of weakness only strengthens weakness. ↗


— Criss Jami


#denial #facing #facing-fear #facing-problems #fear

Don't look back!" "Why not?" "Because I just did! Run faster! ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#nationalism

You saw my leg?" "How can a man help what he sees?" he said. "And, if I could add, you possess a very fine leg. ↗


— Shannon Hale


#horse #humor #isi #leg #humor

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one. ↗


— Steven Wright


#recursion #humor






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