#hum

To ugly ducklings everywhere, Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons: They'll never get to be swans ↗

— Zoë Marriott

#cool #cute #funny #humor-inspirational #humorous

I can still kick your pony-lovin' butt with twice this much pain." Thomas shrugged, "I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now. ↗

— James Dashner

#maze-runner #scorch-trials #humor

Only a person with the true heart of a dictionary-writer would be lying in bed, three days after being stabbed in the gut, worrying about his P's. ↗

— Kristin Cashore

#humor #teddy #writer #humor

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them. ↗

— Noel Fielding

#humor #humor

And here's something else, another problem you might have: Suppose your prayers aren't answered. What do you say? "Well, it's God's will." "Thy Will Be Done." Fine, but if it's God's will, and He's going to do what He wants to anyway, why the fuck bother praying in the first place? Seems like a big waste of time to me! Couldn't you just skip the praying part and go right to His Will? It's all very confusing. ↗

— George Carlin

#prayer #religion #humor

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#love #humor

We were just looking at maps... ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor #map #humor

Kitty need's a tounge bath ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#humor #romance #vampire #humor

Alanna: All I know is that I'm to jump when I'm told and I have no free time. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

#friends #humor #humor

They desecrate Riora’s sacred temple! She will be enraged.” “Oh, gods, look at the marble. We are all beyond doomed.” “Somebody put a plant in front of it! ↗

— Kresley Cole

#humour #humor