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Excellent posture is the most important personality trait in an effective salesman. It allows him to pass for a vertebrate. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #personality #posture #salesmen #vertebrates

—¿Acabas de... lavar un plato? —Dee retrocedió lentamente, parpadeando. Miró a Daemon—. El mundo se va a terminar. Y sigo siendo vir... —¡No! —gritaron los hermanos al unísono. Daemon parecía que en realidad iba a vomitar. —Jesús, nunca termines esa oración. En realidad, nunca cambies eso. Gracias. La boca de ella se abrió. —Ustedes esperan de mí que nunca tenga... —Ésta no es una conversación con la que quiera empezar mi día. — Dawson agarró su mochila de la mesa de la cocina—. Estoy yéndome a la escuela antes de que esto se vuelva todavía más detallado. ↗


— Jennifer L. Armentrout


#humor #spanish #virgen #funny

Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just... Jean: A little brat who swears a lot Maes: An arrogant pipsqueak Roy: Useless. Just useless Alphonse: Sorry big brother, I don't know how to add to that... Ed *starts to cry*: YOU'RE ALL PICKING ON ME!!! ↗


— Hiromu Arakawa


#alchemist #fiction #fullmetal #humor #science

Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of the universe, and they don't know what it is. Well I do. It's apathy. That's the truth of it; pile together everything we know and care about in the universe and it will still be nothing more than a tiny speck in the middle of a vast black ocean of Who Gives a Fuck. ↗


— David Wong


#humor #science #stars #universe #humor

If your opponent has you by fifty pounds, winning a fight against him is a dubious proposition, at best. If your opponent has you by eight thousand and fifty pounds, you’ve left the realm of combat and enrolled yourself in Road-kill 101. Or possibly in a Tom and Jerry cartoon. ↗


— Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

A crossbow?” Pigeon asked. I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said. ↗


— Brandon Mull


#weaponry #humor

Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions. ↗


— Douglas Adams


#humor

...Life is much simpler if you don’t notice anything.... ↗


— Tom Upton


#life #young-adult #humor

Falling in love is painful on the knees. ↗


— Jon Bon Jovi


#love #pain #humor

Adrian was easily distractible by wacky topics and shiny objects. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#humor #sydney-sage #humor






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