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Nothing is very strong: strong enough to steal away a man's best years not in sweet sins but in a dreary flickering of the mind over it knows not what and knows not why, in the gratification of curiosities so feeble that the man is only half aware of them, in drumming of fingers and kicking of heels, in whistling tunes that he does not like, or in the long, dim labyrinth of reveries that have not even lust or ambition to give them a relish, but which, once chance association has started them, the creature is took weak and fuddled to shake off. ↗


— C.S. Lewis


#humanity #nothing #screwtape #soul #ambition

I really hope he shapes up, you know? He’s got a good head on his shoulders when he’s not trying to give himself alcohol poisoning. ↗


— Hailey Abbott


#alcohol

Like a lot of people, I’ve always enjoyed commenting on strangers’ outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on people’s hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better. ↗


— Demetri Martin


#humour #this-is-a-book #hilarious

I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic. ↗


— Shelley Berman


#dramatic #humor #i #i am #literary

I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... - all pause - (Tara) I've got a theor- (Anya) Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes, They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. And what's with all the carrots-? What do they need such good eyesight for anywa - y? Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies! - pause - ...or maybe midgets... (Willow) I've got a theory we should work this fa - s t. ( Giles) because it clearly could get serious before it's passed. (Buffy) I've got a theory - it doesn't matte - r. What can't we face if we're together? What's in this place that we can't weather? Apocalypse? We've all been there. The same old trips. Why should we care? (All) What can't we do if we get in it? We'll work it through if there's a minute. We have to try. We'll pay the price. It's do or die. (Buffy) Hey, I've died twice! What can't we face if we're together? (Giles) What can't we face? What's in this place that we can't weather? (Giles) If we're together. There's nothing we can't fa - ce. (Pause) (Anya) Except for bunnies... ↗


— Joss Whedon


#faith #harmony #humor #music #musical-song-lyrics

Homer was able to give us no information relating to the truth, for he wrote of human rather than divine things. ↗


— Lactantius


#divine #give #homer #human #information

I have sworn to only live free. Even if I find bitter the taste of death, I don't want to die humiliated or deceived. ↗


— Osama bin Laden


#death #deceived #die #even #find

Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country. ↗


— Marquis de Lafayette


#country #humanity #liberty #now #won

Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive. ↗


— Dalai Lama


#compassion #humanity #love #luxuries #necessities

Today, more than ever before, life must be characterized by a sense of Universal responsibility, not only nation to nation and human to human, but also human to other forms of life. ↗


— Dalai Lama


#before #characterized #ever #forms #human






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