#hum

God sometimes you just don't come through, Do you need a woman to look after you? ↗

— Tori Amos

#humor

And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#humor

Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time. ↗

— Mark Twain

#humor

It's not so much an afterlife' Said Arthur, 'more a sort of apres vie ↗

— Douglas Adams

#humour #death

She rose and followed her bust from the room. ↗

— Margery Allingham

#humor

Moth, that wasn't very nice. ↗

— Michael Buckley

#humor

He was rather a low sort of pony. The fact is, he had been originally jobbed out by the day, and he never quite got over his old habits. He was clever in melodrama too, but too broad--too broad. When the mother died, he took the port-wine business.' 'The port-wine business!' cried Nicholas. 'Drinking port-wine with the clown,' said the manager; 'but he was greedy, and one night bit off the bowl of the glass, and choked himself, so his vulgarity was the death of him at last. ↗

— Charles Dickens

#business

Death is just nature's way of making room for the less experienced. ↗

— Peter James West

#inspirational #death

Marry me. You'll learn to love me, I promise. ↗

— Robyn Carr

#robyn-carr #romance #romantic #love

He wondered why it was easier to believe in a malevolent spirit than in a benign one. Sometimes it seemed that the human heart, this side of Eden, feared eternal life more than death, light more than darkness, freedom more than surrender. ↗

— Dean Koontz

#fear #human-nature #life #spirit #death