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#hum

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #hum




Human folk are as a matter of fact eager to find intelligence in animals. ↗


— Edward Thorndike


#fact #find #folk #human #intelligence

Humanity is never so beautiful as when praying for forgiveness, or else forgiving another. ↗


— Jean Paul


#another #beautiful #else #forgiving #humanity

All I could determine was that it must have been a nice thing to see if it was a house you were thinking about moving into. But not so nice if it was the house you were moving out from. I could practically hear Mr Collins, who had taught my fifth-grade English class and was still the most intimidating teacher I'd ever had, yelling at me. "Amy Curry," I could still hear him intoning, "never end a sentence with a preposition!" Irked that after six hears he was still mentally correcting me, I told the Mr. Collins in my head to off fuck. ↗


— Morgan Matson


#books #funny #humour #funny

Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit. ↗


— Cyn Balog


#guys #hot #humor #funny

Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off. ↗


— J.A. Saare


#funny #humor #humour #rabbit #funny

You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap. ↗


— Steven Tyler


#clothing #funny #humor #tacky #funny

Put your memories on the shelf. Then, when your hippocampus is floating in a jar, admit you never really knew anybody. ↗


— Bauvard


#humor #memory #funny

Israel was born under the British mandate. We learned from the British what democracy means, and how it behaves in a time of danger, war and terror. We thank Britain for introducing freedom and respect of human rights both in normal and demanding circumstances. ↗


— Shimon Peres


#born #both #britain #british #circumstances

Bike lane: the section of the road that accommodates wide loads and has speed bumps to protect drunk drivers. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #funny

If you find yourself suddenly mated to a werewolf, whatever you do, don't panic. Simply turn to Jen for assistance and she will give you a cool acronym to call him…because that's just so important." -Sally ↗


— Quinn Loftis


#funny #humourous-situations #sally #funny






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