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#hum

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Well-read people are less likely to be evil. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#humor

You can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isn't a bad mood at all; it's just your sucky personality. ↗


— Megan McCafferty


#humor

Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout? ↗


— Elizabeth Jane Howard


#humorous-quotations #humor

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ↗


— A.A. Milne


#idleness #inspirational #humor

To talk well and eloquently is a very great art, but that an equally great one is to know the right moment to stop. ↗


— Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart


#humour #speech #art

Hi Liz! You're home!" I replied, my voice louder than it probably should've been. "Hey, how's it going?" she asked, her eyes narrowing and moving shiftily from me to Peter and back. "It's going good. Even better. Is it? Yeah, I guess. Good. Really good. Totally better," I babbled, while Peter could only manage a raised hand in greeting and a weird phrase like, "Down the basement." Liz rolled her eyes and trudged off, calling back as she vanished from view, "I want the results of pregnancy tests from both of you by the time I get out of the shower! ↗


— Hayden Thorne


#masks-series #superheroes #home

There are four on whose pots the Holy One, blessed he, knocked, only to find them filled with piss, and these are they: Adam, Cain, the wicked Balaam, and Hezekiah." Again, an abrupt transposition from the divine to the domestic, from upper to lowly spheres, occurs in the midrash. The homely image of the Holy One knocking on pots apparently derives from the practice of tapping on a clay or earthen pot to hear its ring in order to decide if it is worthy of holding wine. In current Hebrew usage, the expression 'to assess or gauge someone's pot' still denotes taking in the measure of a person's character. From Adam's answer to God, we learn that he turned out to be a pisspot. ↗


— Shuli Barzilai


#humor #wordplay #home

Rough Night, Kitten? ↗


— Cherise Sinclair


#funny

At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? ↗


— Rachel Caine


#humor #random #funny

Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr! ↗


— Charles Dickens


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