#hum

You see, I don’t know why I did it,” he declared as if he had just discovered the cure for cancer. But the only thing he had discovered was yet another way to piss me off. ↗

— Danka V.

#life

Jehovah God is truly rich far beyond the imagination of humankind. ↗

— Joseph Franklin Rutherford

#far #god #humankind #imagination #jehovah

Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. ↗

— Michael Burke

#instincts #life #life

Whoever said it was better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all was smoking crack. ↗

— Kait Nolan

#love #humor

Sex with me has been described by more than one person as “Like making love to a brick.” Of course, you’re probably skeptical, because all men boast—exaggerate—about their sexual prowess. Rest assured, if that’s not the truth, it’s only because it’s an overstatement. A brick actually moves around more than I do.  ↗

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#brick-and-blanket-uses #funny #humor #love #sex

Our country, like every modern state, needs profound democratic reforms. It needs political and ideological pluralism, a mixed economy and protection of human rights and the opening up of society. ↗

— Andrei Sakharov

#democratic #economy #every #human #human rights

I write for the beauty of the printed word" from PREFACE to BIPOLAR BUFFALO ↗

— Anthony Antek

#literature #relationships #social-science #beauty

The artist vocation is to send light into the human heart. ↗

— George Sand

#heart #human #human heart #into #light

I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!  ↗

— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#funny #humor #love #money #relationships

Feminism is doomed to failure because it is based on an attempt to repeal and restructure human nature. ↗