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I was exercised about the poor fish, as I am about all my pals, close or distant, who find themselves treading upon Life's banana skins. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#life

From his vantage, three steps back and to the right, Tallow could see Rosato's eye a good five inches outside Rosato's head and still attached to his eye socket by a mess of red worms. In that single second, Tallow abstractedly realized that in his last moment of life, James Rosato could see his killer from two different angles. ↗


— Warren Ellis


#life

Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue, a wonderful living side by side can grow, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible for each to see the other whole against the sky. ↗


— Rainer Maria Rilke


#accepted #against #beings #between #closest

Love is a combination of care, commitment, knowledge, responsibility, respect and trust. ↗


— Bell Hooks


#love #self-knowledge #love

Don't be an asshole" Rhage summed up the regurgitation with two words: "Kettle.Black." Fucking hell. "Did you guys plan that out?" "Yeah and if you don't fight us"- Hollywood bit down on the grape Tootsie Pop-"we'll do it again- only with the dance moves this time" "Spare me." "Fine.Unless you agree to home it,we WILL rock the dance moves." To prove the point ,the moron linked his palms behind his head and started doing something obscene with his hips. Which was backed up by a series of,"Uh-huh,uh-huh,ohhhh, yeeeeeeah,who's your daddy..." The others looked at Rhage like he'd grown a horn in the middle of his forehead. Nothing unusual there. And Tohr knew that, in spite of this ridiculous diversion,if he didn't cave,the lot of them would crawl so far up his ass,he'd be coughing up shitkickers. Rhage wheeled around,shoved out his butt,and started slapping his moneymaker like it was bread dough. "For the love of the Virgin Scribe,"Z muttered "put us out of this misery, and go the fuck home" Someone else chimed in, "You know, I never thought there were advantages to being blind..." "Or deaf" "Or mute," somebody added ↗


— J.R. Ward


#humor #tohr #humor

Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time! ↗


— Drew Barrymore


#dumb #humour #love

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl. ↗


— Derek Landy


#humour #love #skulduggery-pleasant #love

Books are to me as homemade tattoos are to an inmate. Can't get enough of them. ↗


— Laurie Notaro


#humor #love #tattoos #humor

I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like everyone else. It's the way I take them OFF that makes me better than you. ↗


— Jessica Park


#love

A dirty diaper doesn’t double as a dishrag, and a politician doesn’t double as a savior.
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— Jarod Kintz


#humor #politicians #politics #funny






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