#hum

It's good to plan, but don't let the planning take the place of doing. ↗

— Karen McQuestion

#life #life

People don't stop being bullies when they grow up. They just dress differently to fool you. ↗

— Patti Digh

#bullies #bullying #courage #humor-inspirational #business

I've been on jobs like that before, everyone stuck on the money not the work, watching their backs every minute. Bad for your health and your business. We'll do this civilised, or not at all. What do you say? "I say civilised," said Shenkt. "For pity's sake, let's kill like honest men. ↗

— Joe Abercrombie

#mercenary #business

Life goes on. E-mail stops for no man ↗

— Michael Scott

#life

Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting. ↗

— David Chuka

#humor #jokes #monsters #life

She needs you, Dad," Julia says. "She has unfinished business in this world." "What is the matter with you?" Charlie asks his daughter. "Any sane person would have told me to go to the doctor. I'm seeing a headless apparition every day. Maybe my medications are conflicting. You should see the list of side effects on this stuff. ↗

— Joey Comeau

#humor #business

Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because they're too busy getting fat. Beer is also refreshing and a good listener. ↗

— Dick Masterson

#business

We write because we have to, not because we want to ↗

— Steve Berry

#inspirational

The Peace Panda Says...all pandas are considered sacred and are originally from Tibet. They all love peace and sweet bamboo cookies! ↗

— Timothy Pina

#inspirational

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

#fun #funny #funny-quotations #humor #humorous-quotations