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Love is like building a wall with two bricks and a ton of wind. Obviously you and your lover are bricks.
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— Jarod Kintz


#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

When I was younger I used to think that band-aids did all the work. I mean after all, it binds your wound together and makes everything better back to the way it was. But then I became an adult and started to fall in love,fvi and I realize that band-aids are so overrated lol. ↗


— Onee'sha Ford


#funny #humor #love #love

A PhD knows more and more about less and less until he knows everything about nothing. ↗


— Kunal K. Das


#love

You’re a dead man,” Kyle said. “Warren doesn’t take kindly to people who hurt me. ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#humor #kyle-brooks #love #mercy-thompson #patricia-briggs

And for the record, I'm not short! I'm space-efficient. ↗


— C.T. Oliver


#love

I believe that Jesus would have given His life for just one person. Jesus emptied Himself, He humbled Himself and He so yielded Himself to His Father's love that He had no ambition of His own. He was not looking to build an empire, He did not want praise or adulation or to impress people with who or how many followed Him. He stopped over and over again for just one person, for just one life. ↗


— Heidi Baker


#jesus #ministry #mission #love

Rather than being a human, be a humanitarian ↗


— Kowtham Kumar K


#kindness #life #love #philanthropy #love

In the depths of my heart I can’t help being convinced that my dear fellow-men, with a few exceptions, are worthless. ↗


— Sigmund Freud


#humanity #mankind #men

The ultimate sexist put-down: the prick which lies down on the job. The ultimate weapon in the war between the sexes: the limp prick. The banner of the enemy's encampment: the prick at half-mast. The symbol of the apocalypse: the atomic warhead prick which self-destructs. That was the basic inequity which could never be righted: not that the male had a wonderful added attraction called a penis, but that the female had a wonderful all-weather cunt. Neither storm nor sleet nor dark of night could faze it. It was always there, always ready. Quite terrifying, when you think about it. No wonder men hated women. No wonder they invented the myth of female inadequacy. ↗


— Erica Jong


#humor #men #sexism #women #humor

Thou art hunger, yo. Make with the starvation. ↗


— Jackie Morse Kessler


#art






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