#hum

It's just a flesh wound! ↗

— Graham Chapman

#humor

Don't let the cat out or the concierge in: this is the first principle of socialist ladies. ↗

— Muriel Barbery

#humor

Keep adventuring and stay not a grown up ↗

— Peter Pan

#humor #humor

Life is bearable even when it's unbearable: that is what's so terrible, that is the unbearable thing about it. ↗

— Geoff Dyer

#life #humor

Oh hell. They've got Mrs B in a bag! ↗

— L.J. Smith

#humor

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. ↗

— George Burns

#humor

No one is normal. Everyone is just pretending to be normal. ↗

— Alessandra Torre

#humorous-quotes #reality #humor

King Shrewd is expecting me, rather he isn't expecting me, and that is precisely why I must go to him now. ↗

— Robin Hobb

#humor #meeting #humor

Sitting in cold wet britches for an hour was no fun even in a magic kingdom. ↗

— Katherine Paterson

#juvies #humor

Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#wit #humor