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Shit,' Vina scoffed. 'That boy is every woman's type. I could rent him out to the Mormons so they don't have to electrocute their lesbos anymore. ↗


— Aimee Love


#love

At Camp Don Bosco, there were Bibles all over the place, mostly 1970s hippie versions like Good News for Modern Man. They had groovy titles like The Word or The Way, and translated the Bible into “contemporary English,” which meant Saul yelling at Jonathan, “You son of a bitch!” (I Samuel 20:30). Awesome! The King James version gave this verse as “Thou son of the perverse rebellious woman,” which was bogus in comparison. Maybe these translations went a bit far. I recall one of the Bibles translating the inscription over the cross, “INRI” (Iesus Nazaremus Rex Iudaeorum), as “SSDD” (Same Shit Different Day), and another describing the Last Supper — the night before Jesus’ death, a death he freely accepted — where Jesus breaks the bread, gives it to his disciples, and says, “It’s better to burn out than fade away,” but these memories could be deceptive. ↗


— Rob Sheffield


#music #religion #death

Oh, go right ahead,' she replied. 'You seem to have such an affinity for canines.' 'Clearly,' he shot back, keeping his voice low so that Mary could not hear, 'they are not so different from women. Both breeds hang on my every word. ↗


— Julia Quinn


#humor #love

Lovely Arra Sails, nectar to all males, how I'd like to spear you like a whaler spears a whale! ↗


— Darren Shan


#darren-shan #humor #innuendo #larten-crepsley #mr-crepsley

Jack sprung to his feet out of reach. "I'd prefer to finish this intact. " "My apologies,” Cabal said, grinning viciously. "l keep forgetting, you're only human." His smile softened to full amusement as Jack raised his sword in challenge. "Human or not," Jack said as he slowly approached him. "I carry the advantage of unworldly knowledge. " " Is that what you're doing?" Cabal laughed; "Something unworldly?" "I have a vast library of knowledge inside my head from my homeland." "What knowledge could your world offer that would be useful here?" "How about a toilet?" Jack winked at Nicole. “Perhaps you should build one and leave us all in awe.” Cabal declared. “People could call them ‘Jacks’ for short.” Nicole added to the conversation. ↗


— Alaina Stanford


#adventure #erotica #humor #loss #love

Islam is the only religion that gives dignity to the poor. ↗


— Ramsey Clark


#islam #kindness #love #peace #religion

We do not see the world through a window, but through a mirror. Everything we discern is comparatively held to the vision with which we see ourselves. ↗


— LeeAnn Taylor


#hope #humanity #light #love #people

You know how they say you have to first love yourself before you love another? I did. I didn't like it. I'm WAY too high maintenance. ↗


— Vasu Ritu Primlani


#love

Women are really strange, if you think about it. But this was no ordinary woman. This was a succubus—a life sucking monster. ↗


— Justin Villanueva


#love #life

Oh Bernard she sighed fervently I certinly love you madly you are to me like a Heathen god she cried looking at his manly form and handsome flashing face I will indeed marry you. ↗


— Daisy Ashford


#love #marriage #love






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