#hum

Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive." SMASH! "Good. Yes. Tyson found its groin. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#humor #tyson #humor

I'm a private contractor now. I choose my clients, not the other way around. ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#fallen-angel #guardian-angel #humor #nora #patch

I suppose he'll just have to do," she amended. "You'll have to suffer in silence with your male model...I feel for you." "Oh, stop it, Molly. ↗

— Alexandra Adornetto

#humor #molly #teasing #humor

If 50 million people say something foolish, it is still foolish. ↗

— W. Somerset Maugham

#humor #humor

I told Ersken, "Lately it's been like living on the knife's edge, never knowing which side I'll fall off on" Ersken clapped me on the shoulder as we stepped into the street. "Cheer up, Beka. Maybe you were going to fall off that razor's edge before, but not today," he said, as good humored as always. "Today we're doing to jump. ↗

— Tamora Pierce

#humor #joke #uncertainty #walking-the-line #humor

There I go, Clara the parrot. I belong on a pirate's shoulder. ↗

— Cynthia Hand

#humor #humor

Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames. ↗

— Brian P. Cleary

#observational-comedy #observations #storytelling #humor

I'm tired again, I've tried again, and now my heart is full. And I just can't explain...so I won't even try to. ↗

— Morrissey

#life #lyrics #music #humor

That woman." Vee hissed, "I'm making the sign of the cross right now. ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#humor

Luce blushed. "Then what kind of angel are you?" "I'm sort of in between gigs right now," Daniel said. ↗

— Lauren Kate

#humor #humor