#hum

I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to think that I become foolish. ↗

— Jerome K. Jerome

#humour #thinking #funny

I live on the other side of Charles Darwin and I can no longer see human light as having been created perfect and falling into sin, I see us rather emerging into higher and higher levels of consciousness and higher and higher levels of complication. ↗

— John Shelby Spong

#charles #complication #consciousness #created #darwin

I think one of the things we've got to look out for is human beings claiming that they know how God operates. ↗

— John Shelby Spong

#claiming #god #got #how #human

Paranoia: the gift of the survivor and the burden of the overtired, stressed, and terrified... ↗

— Patricia Briggs

#humor #mercy-thompson #humor

I don't ever expect to be permanently happy. I don't think that's part of the human condition. ↗

— Rick Springfield

#ever #expect #happy #human #human condition

I feel your scorn, and I accept it. ↗

— Jon Stewart

#humor

Until I realized that rock music was my connection to the rest of the human race, I felt like I was dying, for some reason, and I didn't know why. ↗

— Bruce Springsteen

#dying #felt #human #human race #i

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. ↗

— Joseph Stalin

#human #human soul #soul #writer

The word 'no' is important for maintaining one's chastity, but 'porno' is indispensable. I always keep a dirty magazine tucked in my pants to ward off sexual pressure. ↗

— Benson Bruno

#funny #humor #porno #sex #virginity

There's no huge, deep message in any of the songs. We recorded a few months of being human. ↗

— Layne Staley

#being #being human #deep #few #huge