#hum

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#humor

If you are HUMAN, then the limit of what you can do, what you learn, what you can experience HAS NOT YET BEEN REACHED. ↗

— Silvia Hartmann

#human-nature #humankind #limit #personal-development #experience

The buzzard has nothing to fault himself with. Scruples are alien to the black panther. Piranhas do not doubt the rightness of their actions. The rattlesnake approves of himself without reservations. The self-critical jackal does not exist. The locust, alligator, trichina, horsefly live as they live and are glad of it. The killer whale's heart weighs one hundred kilos but in other respects it is light. There is nothing more animal-like than a clear conscience on the third planet of the Sun. ↗

— Wisława Szymborska

#humanity #life #morality #self-deprecation #experience

A brick and a blanket aptly describe my former roommate. He was as dumb as a brick, and only highly functional on a bed. Or so I heard—not that I’d know from personal experience.
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— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield ↗

— Jim Davis

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It isn't what happens its how you deal with it. ↗

— Jason

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I saw myself driving through Eternity in a timeless taxi. ↗

— Katherine Mansfield

#humor #humor

Oh yeah," Zane says and smirks at me. "I had her for dinner once. Best meal of my life. ↗

— Nicole Christie

#sexy #sexy-humor #humor

Life is and will ever remain an equation incapable of solution, but it contains certain known factors. ↗

— Nikola Tesla

#inspiration #inspirational #life #science #humor

I have some extra costumes-" "No!" Ephialtes snapped, and for once Percy was in agreement. ↗

— Rick Riordan

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