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Thanks to my mother, I was raised to have a morbid imagination. When I was a child, she often talked about death as warning, as an unavoidable matter of fact. Little Debbie's mom down the block might say, 'Honey, look both ways before crossing the street.' My mother's version: 'You don't look, you get smash flat like sand dab.' (Sand dabs were the cheap fish we bought live in the market, distinguished in my mind by their two eyes affixed on one side of their woebegone cartoon faces.) The warnings grew worse, depending on the danger at hand. Sex education, for example, consisted of the following advice: 'Don't ever let boy kiss you. You do, you can't stop. Then you have baby. You put baby in garbage can. Police find you, put you in jail, then you life over, better just kill youself. ↗


— Amy Tan


#truth #death

While Maddox now believed the demon did not want to hurt Ashlyn, he wasn't willing to take a chance. He would talk about flowers and moonbeams - he cringed - if it meant maintaining this delectable inner peace. "Is there a way to break your death-curse?" Ashlyn asked. So much for flowers and moon-beams. ↗


— Gena Showalter


#humor #lords-of-the-underworld #romance #death

Nobody's death is impending." ..."Well technically everyone's death is impending. ↗


— Eoin Colfer


#humor #death

Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens. ↗


— Woody Allen


#fun #funny #humor #death

All's fair in love and war," said Ron brightly, "and this is a bit of both. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#love #relationships #death

I love you.' 'Yeah, well...' 'You make my heart want to beat.' 'That's nice and creepy. But I'm with Fletcher.(...) Also, these proclamations of your undying love for me are getting kind of... it's a bit much to be honest. Just hold back a little.' 'But my love for you is eternal.' 'That's exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about. ↗


— Derek Landy


#death

If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #death

I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death. ↗


— Alan Bradley


#enemies #flavia-de-luce #humor #intelligence #sarcasm

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely? ↗


— George Carlin


#funny-but-true #humor #death

You see... I'm holy. Holey, Fred, geddit?" "Pathetic," he told George. "Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go with holey? ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#humor #puns #twins #death






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