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#hum

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Never trust a duck! ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#humor

Gran follows recipes by looking at picture—to the eye, delicious; to the tongue, boiled socks. Makes you wanna cry really. ↗


— Simon Cheshire


#family #humor #family

Perhaps the great renewal of the world will consist of this, that man and woman, freed of all confused feelings and desires, shall no longer seek each other as opposites, but simply as members of a family and neighbors, and will unite as human beings, in order to simply, earnestly, patiently, and jointly bear the heavy responsibility of sexuality that has been entrusted to them. ↗


— Rainer Maria Rilke


#love #sexuality #family

Sir Eustace was with Royce and Stefan looking over some maps when he was informed by the guard that the ladies were asking for him. "Is there no end to her arrogance!" Royce bit out, referring to Jenny. "She even sends her guards on errands, and what's more, they run to do her bidding." Checking his tirade, he said shortly, "I assume it was the blue-eyed one with the dirty face who sent you?" Sir Lionel chuckled and shook his head. "I saw two clean faces, Royce, but the one who talked to me had greenish eyes, not blue." "Ah, I see," Royce said sarcastically, "it wasn't Arrogance that sent you trotting away from your post, it was Beauty. What does she want? ↗


— Judith McNaught


#humor #beauty

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope. ↗


— George Carlin


#funny-accidents #humor #star-trek #dreams

Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home. ↗


— Chetan Bhagat


#humor

It's a shame that we have to choose between two such second-rate countries as the USSR and the USA. ↗


— Jorge Luis Borges


#united-states #ussr #united-states

Many people find bald, unvarnished truths so disturbing, they prefer to ram their heads in the sand and start dreaming at the first sign of scientific reality. ↗


— Charlie Brooker


#science #dreams

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse. ↗


— Woody Allen


#humor #humor

If you fuck like your eyes do, your wife must be one delighted lady. ↗


— Poppet


#paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance #urban-fantasy






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