#hum

When my trust was suspended from the fragile thread of justice and in the whole city they were chopping up my heart's lanterns when they would blindfold me with the dark handkerchief of Law and from my anxious temples of desire fountains of blood would squirt out when my life had become nothing nothing but the tic-tac of a clock, I discovered I must must must love, insanely. ↗

— Forough Farrokhzad

#humanity #love #violence #death

It takes real planning to organize this kind of chaos. ↗

— Mel Odom

#humor #humor

Fuckstockings! ↗

— Christopher Moore

#humor

The Beast Lord way: often wrong but never in doubt. ↗

— Ilona Andrews

#humor

Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers. ↗

— Louise Rennison

#reassurance #humor

Wow, you're never allowed to sleep late again. You're crankier than a fat guy in stilettos. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

#humor #james #humor

Nice day for a funeral. ↗

— Anthony Horowitz

#mystery #humor

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#humor

Moses: God or crowd control?!? ↗

— Mary Ann Shaffer

#humor

The nicer I am, the more people think I'm lying. ↗

— Andy Warhol

#humor