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Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror. ↗


— P.G. Wodehouse


#face #humor #mirror #ugliness #humor

In a world of democracies, in a world where the great projects that have set humanity on fire are the projects of the emancipation of individuals from entrenched social division and hierarchy; in such a world individuals must never be puppets or prisoners of the societies or cultures into which they have been born. ↗


— Roberto Unger


#born #cultures #democracies #division #emancipation

Tugs was surprised to find that the cake was actually pretty dry and not as good as the cakes her own mother made. It was a revelation. Tugs had assumed that tastier food came out of fancier houses. ↗


— Anne Ylvisaker


#middle-grade #thoughtful #food

...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die. ↗


— Joshua Donellan


#humorous #humour #humourous #food

I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that? What IS Salisbury steak anyway? And where do they hunt or harvest the salisburies? ↗


— Kelli Jae Baeli


#humor #salisbury-steak #food

Lampaxa Vorheridine? My Latin was never very good. What does that Translate to?" "Um, nothing. It wasn't named by an Earth scientist. According to the database it was named by a Cheblookan aboard a frieghter when it stopped here looking for fresh food. His friend was killed by one as they searched the swamp for Greppers. After the hunting party killed the creature and determined that it was safe to eat if processed properly, the Cheblookan reportedly named it after his mother-in-law, Lampaxa Vorheridine. he said it sort of reminded him of her, even though they look nothing alike. ↗


— Thomas DePrima


#science-fiction #food

It would be a primal offering of food from man to woman and a satisfyingly primitive declaration of intent. However, he mused, one could never be sure these days who would be offended by being handed a dead mallard bleeding from a breast full of tooth-breaking shot and sticky about the neck with dog saliva. ↗


— Helen Simonson


#humor #food

I always carry a spoon in my pocket. You know, just in case it rains.
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— Jarod Kintz


#humor #pocket #preparation #prepared #rain

To err is human, to forgive, divine. ↗


— Alexander Pope


#forgiveness #humanity #mistakes #forgiveness

Life with the Guru - there is no manual. ↗


— Art Hochberg


#inspirational #art






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