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#hum

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #hum




Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west." The sun rises in the east, dickhead." Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west. ↗


— Simone Elkeles


#perfect

Live your epitaph ↗


— Zoe Weil


#education #epitaph #humane #introspective #live

I thought it very touching to see these two women, coarse and shabby and beaten, so united; to see what they could be to one another; to see how they felt for one another, how the heart of each to each was softened by the hard trials of their lives. I think the best side of such people is almost hidden from us. What the poor are to the poor is little known, excepting to themselves and God. ↗


— Charles Dickens


#poverty #unity #unity

What we are doing to the forests of the world is but a mirror reflection of what we are doing to ourselves and to one another. ↗


— Mahatma Gandhi


#environment #forests #humanity #trees #wilderness

Limit your day to what you feel comfortable with doing - put the rest on the shelf - for further consideration down the line. ↗


— Art Hochberg


#inspirational #art

The measure of civilized behavior is compassion. ↗


— Paul Theroux


#humanity #travel #africa

True story This morning I jumped on my horse And went for a ride, And some wild outlaws chased me And shot me in the side. So I crawled into a wildcats cave To find a place to hide But some pirates found me sleeping there And soon they had me tied To a pole and built a fire Under me---I almost cried Till a mermaid came and cut me loose And begged to be my bride So I said id come back Wednesday But I must admit I lied. Then I ran into a jungle swamp But I forgot my guide And I stepped into some quicksand And no matter how hard I tried I couldn’t get out, until I met A watersnake named Clyde Who pulled me to some cannibals Who planned to have me fried But an eagle came and swooped me up And through the air we flied But he dropped me in a boiling lake A thousand miles wide And you’ll never guess what I did then--- I DIED ↗


— Shel Silverstein


#poem #humor

Everything comes from nowhere. Where is nowhere? An, that's the mystery of our lives. ↗


— Art Hochberg


#inspirational #art

(Kaylee) Tell me I'm pretty, Wash. (Wash) Were I unwed I would take you in a manly fashion. (kaylee) Because I'm pretty? (Wash) Because you're pretty. ↗


— Brett Matthews


#firefly #humour #fashion

She felt so human that he could barely carry on a conversation. ↗


— L.A. Weatherly


#conversation






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