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Believe me, It would be better if we didn't meet again. Go back to school. Go back to your life. And next time they ask you, say no. Killing is for grown-ups and you're still a child. ↗


— Anthony Horowitz


#funny #humor #incentive #inspirational #interesting

If we are going to the Silent City, you might want to get dressed. I mean, I appreciate the bra-and-panties look, but I don't know if the Silent Brothers will. There are only a few of them left, and I don't want them to die of excitement. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#city-of-fallen-angels #humor #jace #humor

I’m not good at talking. Can’t I just nod my way through a conversation? It’s better than nodding off. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#conversation #conversations #humor #nod #nodding-off

When we were almost to the other campus, I felt the weird nausea hit me. I called a warning to Christian, just as a Strigoi grabbed him. But Christian was fast. Flames wreathed the Strigoi's head. He screamed and released Christian, trying frantically to put the flames out. The Strigoi never saw me coming with the stake. The whole thing took under a minute. Christian and I exchanged looks. Yeah. We were badasses. ↗


— Richelle Mead


#humor #rose #vampire-academy #humor

You’re JOKING!” said Fred Weasley loudly. The tension that had filled the Hall ever since Moody’s arrival suddenly broke. Nearly everyone laughed, and Dumbledore chuckled appreciatively. “I am not joking, Mr. Weasley,” he said, “though now that you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar...” Professor McGonagall cleared her throat loudly. “Er — but maybe this is not the time . . . no . . .” said Dumbledore. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#humor

Jenks enthusiastically leaned against the counter and opened the box. Bypassing the plastic knife, he broke off about a third of it and took a huge bite. Ivy watched, appalled, and I shrugged. His mouth moving as he hummed, Jenks finished unpacking the sacks. I was half dead, Ivy was whoring herself to keep me safe, but Jenks was okay as long as he had chocolate. ↗


— Kim Harrison


#humor #pixy #romance #supernatural #vampire

The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir. ↗


— David Foster Wallace


#humor

All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good. ↗


— Laurell K. Hamilton


#humor #humor

Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire. ↗


— Rachel Caine


#shane #humor

A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so. ↗


— Steven Pressfield


#humor #humor






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